What to Wear to a Booty Call
A: Hey
B: Hey
A: What are you up to?
B: Not much, you?
A: Wanna come over in an hour?
B: You know it, address?
An hour? AN HOUR? Let’s see...I need to shower, put on makeup and pick an outfit. An outfit...what to wear...
I always seem to underestimate the time it takes me to get ready. Why? Because I never know what to wear, and of course, the added stress of dressing to impress your booty call doesn’t make it any easier. So, to help out those of you, who like me, can never decide what to wear, I asked people their ideal booty call outfit, and...well...I had some thoughts. Here are some of my favorite responses and my comments:
S = Subject, P = Pranavi
S: “Nice underwear”
P: Honestly, facts. Nice underwear is always a must. It doesn’t have to be for the other person. A lacy thong will always put you in the right mood! In fact, I wear them daily, no booty call necessary.
S: “I don’t care, I’d go in shorts”
P: YES! Who says a booty call needs to be about what you wear and how you look? Make it about you, not your looks!
S: “Hoodie with booty shorts”
Nothing screams cute and comfy, yet sexy like a hoodie and booty shorts. I especially like velvet booty shorts! A timeless sexy classic.
S: “Sweatpants and a tank top”
P: Name a clothing item more comfortable than sweats, I dare you. Throw on a cute tank top and you have that effortlessly sexy “I didn’t try too hard. I just threw on the first top I saw” look.
S: “I really try to make an effort with underwear, and I make sure I'm groomed in terms of hair, face and...uh...nether region.”
P: Again, underwear is so important, and if you feel the need to groom, go for it! Being comfortable and feeling sexy is essential.
But of course, I had to flip the script, so I asked our subjects what they wanted their partner to be wearing. Here’s a little insight into what our subjects are looking for.
S: “Good cologne”
P: MUST. You’re going to get all hot and sweaty, so smell good, duh.
S: “Sweats”
P: Sweats are so hot.
S: “Hoodies, Hoodies, Hoodies”
P: Preach. Nothing more attractive than a cute hoodie. And maybe you’ll get that hoodie as a souvenir.
S: “I really don’t care. As long as what they have on is easily removable.”
P: Yes, make sure you can take it off. It’s an important part, so maybe no rompers or RompHims anytime soon.
S: “V neck t-shirt with shorts/sweats”
P: V necks are so effortless. Pair them with some nice shorts or comfy sweats and you’re good to go!
However, of course, I saved the best for last. Here’s my favorite response:
“Nothing.”